BRING ON THE KORRA

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  • Jack: Hannibal, are you eating a human being?? are you a cannibal????
  • Hannibal: No, Jack *sticks a human finger between his teeth* it's a metaphor

tardisity:

Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

deebeeus:

Our current inventory of Telecasters.  All priced to sell!  No, wait, actually it’s the opposite…they are priced to NOT sell!

  1. 2009 Fender American Standard Telecaster, Factory Special Run in fiesta red with matching headstock.  Your price: $2,799.99.  (regular price: $2,800.99).  You save: $1.00!) 
  2. 2005-ish Fender Custom Shop ‘67 Telecaster Relic, Shoreline Gold.  Your price: $4501.99  (regular price: $4,502.00).  You save:  $0.01!)
  3. 1968 Fender Telecaster (vintage…NOT a reissue), blonde.  Your price: $9,500.98 (regular price: 15,000.99.  You save:  $5,500.01!)
  4. 2014 homemade DeeBee-Caster™ Custom, candy apple red.  Your price: $22,000.00 (regular price: $44,000.00.  You save a WHOPPING $22,000.00!  This is the deal of the century!  You’d be crazy NOT to buy this guitar!)
  5. 1998 Fender Custom Shop ‘60 Custom Telecaster, sunburst.  Your price: $7,250.00 (regular 7,249.00.  You save:  -$1!)

And yes, I am DEFINITELY kidding.  PLEASE DO NOT send angry “asks” telling me my Teles are overpriced and I am an idiot (I am already aware of both these facts!)

bolto:

schwa-el:

australianbae:

OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS

His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt

he has no nose??

bolto:

schwa-el:

australianbae:

OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS

His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt

he has no nose??

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exkid:

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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snorlaxatives:

"remember that one time in 7th grade when you-"

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(Source: vaervaf)

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

unmatespritship:

going to underline something in pen and accidentally crossing it out

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(Source: fentonthermos)

pussybow:

on week two of my #rawfood diet… I feel amazing! who knew eating #raw could be so delish?

pussybow:

on week two of my #rawfood diet… I feel amazing! who knew eating #raw could be so delish?

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

hobbitkaiju:

this is a view of a giraffe I did not think I’d ever see

(Source: lolgifs.net)